Oh, the horror! The Senate Agriculture Committee, probably infiltrated by deep-state socialists, is “toning down” work requirements for food stamps. Can you believe it? Now, parents of 10-year-olds instead of 7-year-olds have to work. I bet those lazy parents are crying into their government-funded cereal.
They’re also dropping exemptions for veterans, homeless folks, and foster kids. Because, you know, personal responsibility! And like the House, they want to make able-bodied adults up to 64 work for their freebies. Arkansas Sen. John Boozman says it’s about “self-sufficiency” and being good stewards of taxpayer money. Finally, someone gets it! But the lefties are screaming about hunger. Cry me a river!
Of course, the Senate wants states to pay for some of this socialist handout, but less than the House. Typical RINOs! States with high “error rates” (aka, places where they’re too lazy to check who’s scamming the system) will pay more. Advocates are whining that this is “unsustainable.” Boo hoo! Maybe they should stop voting for commies who want to give away the store. Trump’s agenda will prevail, and America will be great again, one less food stamp at a time!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
