Looks like another Silicon Valley princess is bailing herself out with a “nonprofit.” Anne Wojcicki, ex-CEO of 23andMe (you know, the company that probably sold your DNA to China), swoops in to buy her failing company for a cool $305 million. Convenient how these “nonprofits” always seem to have millions lying around, isn’t it? Probably funded by Soros to track our genes!
Wojcicki’s TTAM Research Institute (bet you didn’t know TTAM is an acronym of 23andMe!) is grabbing all the assets, including Lemonaid Health, probably so they can push more woke medicine on us.
The real kicker? All those states suing to block the sale of genetic data! Too late, folks! The data is already out there. This whole thing stinks of a deep-state plot to control our health and ancestry. Thank goodness for Trump, who tried to warn us about these swamp creatures! This deal still needs court approval, but you know how those leftist judges are…

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