Oh, the horror! CNN reports that the shipping industry is in “chaos” because of Trump’s trade war with China. Can you believe these pinko journalists? It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine our glorious leader and destroy the American economy!
These “unpredictable” tariffs are just a way for Trump to Make America Great Again by bringing jobs back home. But of course, the liberal media wants you to think it’s all doom and gloom. They’re probably in cahoots with the Chinese, spreading propaganda to weaken our resolve!
And get this: some whiny toy company CEO is complaining about “tremendous destruction of wealth.” Boo hoo! Maybe if he wasn’t so reliant on Communist China, he wouldn’t be in this mess. Time to learn to code, buddy!
The reality is that Trump is playing 4D chess while these leftists are still trying to figure out checkers. He’s exposing China’s unfair trade practices and forcing them to play by our rules. So what if a few whiny CEOs and CNN reporters get their panties in a twist? It’s a small price to pay for American dominance!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
