Oh, great, more robots taking American jobs, brought to you by the same folks who censor conservatives! Waymo, Google’s little commie car division, is invading New York City. I bet Soros is funding this.
They say it’s just a “test,” but we all know how these things start. First, it’s “autonomous vehicles” with a “trained specialist” (aka, a babysitter) behind the wheel. Next thing you know, they’ll be replacing every hardworking taxi driver with a soulless machine programmed by woke engineers.
And of course, Lyft and Uber stocks are down. Why support American companies when you can prop up a Google subsidiary pushing the Green New Deal? They plan to change New York state law, so they can unleash these things without ANYONE behind the wheel! It’s all part of the leftist agenda to control every aspect of our lives, from what we drive to what we think.
Tesla’s robotaxis are coming too! Musk has been promising this for years, but maybe he’ll deliver before the Deep State takes him down. Meanwhile, GM and Ford gave up, because they couldn’t compete with Alphabet’s billions. It’s a rigged system, folks!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.