US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”

US "Accidentally" Misplaces Iran's Nuke Stuff, Claims It's "Totally Gone"

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on Iran’s nuke sites weren’t “complete” because one facility, Isfahan, might still have some underground tunnels intact. Oh, boo-hoo!

So what if we didn’t drop every single “bunker-buster” in our arsenal? The important thing is, Trump sent a MESSAGE! Iran knows we’re watching, and they can’t mess with us anymore. Meanwhile, the radical left would rather negotiate with terrorists and give them billions of dollars!

And let’s not forget who built these underground facilities in the first place! Obama and Biden gave Iran the green light with that ridiculous Iran deal, paving the way for them to develop nukes. Trump had to clean up their mess, AGAIN!

The liberal “experts” are saying Isfahan is still a “challenge.” Well, of course it is! Iran is sneaky, just like the Democrats. But Trump is smarter. He’s playing chess while they’re playing checkers.

Vice President Vance said we’re gonna “work in the coming weeks” to deal with the remaining fuel. Translation: Trump has a plan, and it’s gonna be HUGE! He’s not gonna let Iran get away with anything, unlike those weak RINOs and socialists in Congress.

So, don’t believe the fake news from CNN. Trump is making America safe again, one strike at a time! MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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