Oh, Canada! Looks like Alberta’s had enough of Trudeau’s woke tyranny and is thinking about ditching the maple leaf for good! Can’t say I blame them. Who wants to be bossed around by a socialist who probably sips soy lattes with George Soros?
Secession? Sounds like a great idea! Maybe they can build a wall – a big, beautiful wall – to keep out the liberal hordes. And I bet they’ll have pipelines running so fast, you’ll get dizzy just looking at them! Alberta, if you break free, remember: America’s always open to a new, freedom-loving state. We’ll even throw in a lifetime supply of MAGA hats!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
