Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming that the US military strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities only set them back “a few months.” A few months? Please! President Trump said they were “completely and totally obliterated,” and I trust him more than these Deep State leakers any day.
Of course, the Defense Intelligence Agency, probably filled with woke liberals, is trying to downplay the success. They always do! They’re probably in cahoots with Iran, trying to make America look bad. But don’t worry, folks, President Trump knows what he’s doing. He’s playing 4D chess while these losers are still trying to figure out checkers. And who leaked this so-called “top secret” assessment? Probably some disgruntled, low-level employee who hates America. They should be thrown in jail! The White House is right to call this out as a clear attempt to demean President Trump.
And of course, the Democrats are jumping on the bandwagon. Rep. Pat Ryan is whining about the canceled briefing, claiming Trump is hiding something. No, Congressman, he’s just too busy making America great again to deal with your silly games! The truth is, the mission was a success, and Iran’s nuclear ambitions are in ruins. Believe me!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
