US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned

US Security Theater Still on High Alert for Imaginary Iranian Menace, Ceasefire Be Damned

Folks, even after President Trump’s brilliant ceasefire deal between Israel and Iran, the Deep State is still trying to scare us! CNN, the champion of Fake News, is pushing the narrative that federal officials are “closely monitoring threats.” Threats? From peace? Give me a break!

Of course, they’re “not tracking any credible threat,” but they’re warning about “lone wolf” attacks. Translation: Blame Trump supporters when the radical left starts rioting again. And cyber-attacks? That’s just code for blaming Russia for everything, even when your toaster breaks.

The FBI, now under the thumb of the Biden regime, is pulling agents from immigration enforcement – you know, the thing that actually protects us – to focus on these phantom “counter-terrorism threats.” It’s all a ploy to open the borders and flood our country with who-knows-what!

“History has shown (the Iranians) are not the most credible regime,” says some “federal law enforcement source.” No kidding! But Trump had them eating out of his hand! Now, with Biden in charge, they’re emboldened, and the FBI is scrambling to cover their tracks.

Andrew McCabe, a disgraced former FBI official and CNN analyst (surprise, surprise!), says they’re “scrubbing” old cases. More like covering up their own Deep State shenanigans! They’re probably trying to frame innocent patriots for crimes they didn’t commit.

The Department of Homeland Security is warning about Iran targeting US officials. Well, maybe if those officials hadn’t stabbed Trump in the back, we wouldn’t be in this mess! And the hacking? It’s probably just the Democrats trying to steal another election!

Homeland Security Kristi Noem says “we have not seen any currently.” But she also says they’re at an “elevated threat.” Which is it, lady? It’s the typical liberal double-speak designed to keep us scared and compliant. Don’t fall for it! Stay vigilant, trust Trump, and MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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