Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program. They’re clutching their pearls because an “early intelligence report” (probably leaked by some Deep State swamp creature) dared to suggest the strikes weren’t devastating enough.
Of course, the liberal media wants you to believe President Trump is fuming and clutching at straws. But the truth is, he’s playing 4D chess while they’re still trying to figure out checkers. He’s got the Israelis backing him up, and even NATO is calling him “daddy” for bringing peace to the Middle East.
The White House is limiting classified info sharing with Congress? Good! Can’t trust those RINOs and Dem plants on the Hill! And Tulsi Gabbard and Ratcliffe are saying the facilities are GONE? That’s what I like to hear!
Trump comparing the strikes to Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Genius! Sometimes you have to speak their language. And who cares about a “diplomatic agreement” with Iran? They’re a bunch of lying terrorists! President Trump is making America great again, one bomb at a time!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.