Folks, can you believe the Fake News CNN is at it again? They’re trying to smear our great President Trump by nitpicking about his new phone company! Apparently, they’re clutching their pearls because the “Made in USA” claim on the Trump Mobile website was adjusted. Oh, the horror!
They’re acting like Trump Mobile is hiding something, but any true patriot knows that building a phone entirely in America is like trying to find a fair election in California – nearly impossible with all the leftist sabotage.
Of course, the liberal “experts” are chiming in, claiming the phone looks like it’s made in China. These are the same people who think men can get pregnant and that socialism works. They wouldn’t know American values if they hit them in the face!
President Trump is fighting to bring jobs back to America, and these ungrateful leftists are doing everything they can to undermine him. But we know the truth. Trump Mobile is a great idea, and even if some parts are made overseas, it’s still more American than anything the Democrats have ever done. MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
