Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above?
Beyoncé’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign from above? Maybe the heavens are tired of her woke nonsense. Or perhaps it was sabotage by the Deep State, trying to distract us from the REAL issues, like Hunter Biden’s laptop and the stolen election. Either way, it’s hilarious! She was quickly lowered down without injury, according to her entertainment company. Sure, they all say that. Probably just covering up the truth.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
