Miley Cyrus’s ‘Endless Summer Vacation’ Promo: More Like ‘Endless Summer Rejection’
Miley Cyrus, bless her heart 🙄, has always been one to forge her own lane in the music industry, mostly…
Month: June 2025
The Needled and the Damaged Son
Read MoreThe OnionThe post The Needled and the Damaged Son appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Madonna’s Finally Unleashing That 80s Synth-Pop Album No One Asked For
Madonna, bless her pointy bra, is FINALLY gracing us with Veronica Electronica, a project so secret, so hush-hush, that it…
Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff
Oh, the drama! FEAR FACTORY‘s ex-mic man, Burton C. Bell, bless his heart, is gracing the land Down Under with…
Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother
Okay, so like, apparently Blumhouse, the masters of cheap scares and jump scares that make you spill your popcorn 🍿,…
JOHANNES ECKERSTRÖM: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him
So, Johannes Eckerström, the voice-box 🗣️ of those Swedish metalheads AVATAR, just yapped 🗣️ to Detroit’s WRIF radio about their…
POWERWOLF Howls Again With ‘Wildlive (Live At Olympiahalle)’ – Prepare For More Glorious Cheese
OH. MY. GOOOODDDDD. 🙄🙄🙄 POWERWOLF, those chart-topping (debatable) German metal titans (again, debatable), are gracing us with their presence (finally)…
Every ‘Karate Kid’ Flick and Show Ranked from Lamest to Slightly Less Lame
OMG! 🙄 Another ‘Karate Kid’ movie? Seriously? 🤦♂️ It’s like Hollywood is stuck in the ’80s, recycling the same tired…
James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough
OMG! James Cameron, the guy who thinks blue aliens are still cool, is slumming it with some fantasy book called…
Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One
OMG, ComicBook.com did an EXCLUSIVE interview with Sean Byrne and Hassie Harrison about their cinematic masterpiece, Dangerous Animals! 🙄 Apparently,…