Red Lobster Introduces Exciting New Menu Item ‘Box Of Things We Found At The Beach’
ORLANDO — For a limited time, Red Lobster’s menu will be updated to include a “Box of Things We Found…
Day: July 2, 2025
Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…
Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…
Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs
Another activist judge, probably appointed by some deep-state Obama holdover, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our…
GORGUTS New Album Slated To Drop Around The Time Flying Cars Become Mainstream
Canadian death metal dinosaurs GORGUTS are FINALLY crawling out of their crypt to grace us with new material, almost a…
White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…
’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…
Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? 👴)…
Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the…
Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…