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Day: July 4, 2025

SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
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SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…

ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review
The Onion

ICE Has Gall To Leave Raided Restaurant Negative Review

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSAN DIEGO—Following a surprise restaurant raid Friday in which dozens of employees were taken into custody, witnesses reported…

Oops! They Used a Nazi Law to Maybe Kick Out More Americans!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! They Used a Nazi Law to Maybe Kick Out More Americans!

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls over…

House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11
Elephant Reads CNN

House Passes Bill; World Ends, Details at 11

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another WIN for President Trump! The House, in a moment of sanity, passed a bill that MAGA! It’s about time…

Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

White House Attempts to Calm Down Big Business’s Fear of Losing Cheap Labor Due to Deportations, Says CNN (LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

White House Attempts to Calm Down Big Business’s Fear of Losing Cheap Labor Due to Deportations, Says CNN (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…

Costco Now Catering to the Chronically Impatient Rich People
Elephant Reads CNN

Costco Now Catering to the Chronically Impatient Rich People

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another socialist scheme disguised as “convenience”! Costco, bowing to the woke mob, is now offering special early hours……

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Costa Mesa: Get Ready for Some Wild Times (Or Not)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**OMG! Costa Mesa is, like, THE place to be!** 🤪 Forget your boring life and dive into the abyss of…

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