Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica. Boo-hoo! Born on a military base in Germany, raised in the US, but somehow, it’s Trump’s fault he’s not a citizen. Sounds like another Deep State plot to undermine our glorious President!
He’s “legally stateless,” they whine. Oh, please! He’s got a rap sheet longer than a socialist’s wish list. Drug possession, robbery, theft, domestic violence, harassing a public servant? This guy’s a walking, talking Democrat voter! And now he’s crying from a homeless shelter in Jamaica? Maybe he should have thought about that before breaking the law!
Family members are “scared” to visit Jamaica because of Trump’s “sprawling deportation campaign?” Give me a break! If they’re here legally, they have nothing to fear. Unless, of course, they’re hiding something. Probably harboring illegal aliens and plotting against our great nation.
Grew up in the US but his visa form listed him as Jamaican? Sounds fishy! Probably a clerical error by some lazy liberal bureaucrat. Or maybe, just maybe, he’s not as American as he claims to be.
Thomas claims he was “forced” onto a plane to Jamaica. Oh, the horror! Maybe if he hadn’t been breaking the law, he wouldn’t be in this mess. And the sob story about his mental health? Convenient! Every criminal suddenly has a mental illness when they’re caught. It’s the leftist playbook!
This whole thing is just another attempt by the Fake News Media to smear President Trump and his tough-on-immigration policies. They want open borders, sanctuary cities, and a complete takeover of our country by socialists and illegal aliens. But we won’t let them! We’ll stand with President Trump and Make America Great Again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
