Ah yes, Dune, or as I like to call it, “Desert Power Rangers” 🏜️. Denis Villeneuve, bless his heart, decided that one Dune movie wasn’t enough. Oh no, we needed a Dune: Part Two, because splitting a book into two movies is peak cinema, apparently. And now, get this, the saga continues with…drumroll please…Dune: Part Three! Genius, I tell you, pure unadulterated genius! 🧠 Who needs originality when you can just slap a “Part Three” on it and call it a day? 😴
So, the internet was buzzing with rumors that the next installment would be called Dune Messiah, because, you know, it’s based on the book of the same name. But NOPE! 🙅♂️ Someone in a marketing meeting probably had a stroke of “brilliance” and said, “Let’s call it Dune: Part Three! That’ll really get the casuals in seats!” 🙄 Because apparently, the average moviegoer is too dumb to understand that Dune Messiah is, in fact, the next part of the Dune story. 🤦♂️
From a marketing perspective, this is like the dumbest idea ever! 🤯 I mean, sure, Dune: Part Two made a bajillion dollars 💰, but that doesn’t mean we have to insult everyone’s intelligence by calling the next movie Dune: Part Three. It’s like saying, “Hey, remember that movie you liked? This is MORE of that! But don’t worry your pretty little head about fancy titles like Dune Messiah. Just sit down, shut up, and give us your money!” 💸
So, get ready for more sand, more spaceships, and more Timothée Chalamet brooding in Dune: Part Three! 🎉 I’m sure it will be a cinematic masterpiece 🎭, filled with deep philosophical themes and stunning visuals. Or, you know, just another excuse to sell overpriced popcorn. 🍿 Either way, I’ll be there, complaining the whole time. 🤣 Oh, and Jason Momoa is supposedly coming back? As a Force ghost? A hologram? Who knows! Maybe he just really likes hanging out in the desert. 🌵
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
