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American Idiot Who Got Detained in Iran Tells Other Idiots Not to Go There

American Idiot Who Got Detained in Iran Tells Other Idiots Not to Go There

Oh, CNN is reporting that an American who was “wrongfully detained” in Iran is now telling people not to visit. As if we didn’t already know Iran is a terrorist state! Probably part of that ridiculous deal Biden made, giving billions to the mullahs so they can fund more terror.

This Shargi guy, one of the five released last year, now warns about visiting Iran, especially for Iranian-Americans. Says he was arrested on “false espionage charges.” Sure, buddy. Probably a closet liberal who thought he could cozy up to the Ayatollahs.

The State Department, now suddenly concerned after years of appeasement, is advising folks to “leave DNA samples” and “draft a will” if they insist on visiting. Maybe they should advise them to vote Republican instead, so we can keep Trump in office and keep the pressure on these thugs! It’s about time we stop funding these terrorist sympathizers and start putting America first!

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