OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…
Day: July 11, 2025
Sleep Apnea Treatment So Bad It’s Good: CNN Asks the Real Questions
Ah, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… sleep? Apparently, folks are dozing off and the liberal elite are on…
CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…
CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take
Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…
Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not
Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…
SALT Deduction Shenanigans: Who Gets Richer (and Who Cries into Their Tax Return)
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump’s tax cuts sound complicated! It’s…
Scott Jennings: DOJ’s Epstein Transparency: Yeah, Right
Another day, another Deep State cover-up! The so-called “Justice” Department, probably crawling with swamp creatures still loyal to Obama, claims…
Camp Mystic’s ‘Littlest Souls’ Took a Bath in Bubble Inn and Became One With the Fishies: A Texas Flood Tale
Another day, another tragedy orchestrated by the radical left! They’re now weaponizing the weather, folks! This “natural disaster” at Camp…
Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…
Trump, in Masterful Deal, Promises to Gift Ukraine with US Weapons (via NATO, LOL)
Another day, another masterful deal orchestrated by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining as usual, reports that Trump has…