Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting
Another day, another deep state plot foiled by the vigilance of patriotic pilots! This time, it involves a near-miss between…
Day: July 22, 2025
Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)
DEFTONES, the band that peaked in 2000 but refuses to accept it, have announced yet another installment of their vanity…
Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…
Trump Threatens Stadium Deal If Washington Commanders Don’t Change Name Back
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump called for the Washington Commanders to change their name back to a previous one deemed…
Sad Day Ruined By Good Weather
JACKSON, WY — According to reports, local man Norman Jensen was dismayed to discover his sad day had been ruined…
Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing
PEARLY GATES — Rock legend Ozzy Osbourne sought to do away with some of the confusion about his life on…
10 Most Shocking Revelations From The Newly Released MLK Files
The Trump administration took another step toward greater transparency this week, releasing more than 240,000 pages of previously classified FBI…
Obama Awarded Nobel Prize For Exemplary Work Planning Russian Collusion Hoax
OSLO, NORWAY — Former U.S. President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday for his efforts in…
Workaholic Father Finally Realizes Son’s Baseball Game More Important Than Civil Rights Law
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Experiencing a sudden change of heart, longtime workaholic Eli Kaplan reportedly realized Monday that attending his son’s baseball…