James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…
Day: July 22, 2025
US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again
Fake News CNN is reporting that President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is pulling the US out of UNESCO AGAIN!…
Justice Department desperately seeks Ghislaine Maxwell’s sage wisdom in hopes she’ll solve all their problems
Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is all over this Maxwell story, trying to make it look like President Trump…
“OMG, Trump’s Mom Was Totally BFFs with a Dictator’s Wife?!”
CNN, still pushing their anti-Trump narrative, is clutching at straws again! Apparently, President Trump is schmoozing with the Philippines’ Ferdinand…
Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…
SEVENDUST Announces Fall 2025 U.S. Acoustic Tour (So You Can Finally Hear What They’re Mumbling)
OMG! 😱 Sevendust is apparently still a thing and celebrating the 21st anniversary of their *cough* “beloved” acoustic album “Southside…
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat
Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—In response to countless posts and online petitions in the nearly 10 years since the fast food giant…
Clearblue Introduces New Handheld Mirror For Checking If Baby Up There
Read MoreThe OnionGENEVA—Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the market, diagnostic product maker Clearblue unveiled…