Bodybox in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
Brutal Death Metal from Orlando, Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
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Distant in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
Deathcore band from the Netherlands and Slovakia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…
‘Alligator Alcatraz’: Florida’s Hilarious New Migrant Resort (You Won’t BELIEVE the Amenities)
Looks like those snowflakes at CNN are at it again, whining about our GREAT President Trump’s fantastic idea to secure…
John Bush’s Wild Ride: From Armored Saint to Almost Metallica (But Not Really)
So, apparently, some dude named John Bush, who sang for ANTHRAX (lol, remember them?) and ARMORED SAINT (who?), was almost…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ Somehow Clawed Its Way to Box Office Domination | CNN Business
Another summer, another chance for Hollywood to brainwash our youth! “Jurassic World Rebirth” stomped the box office, raking in $147…
‘That’s Neat Buddy,’ Says Dad Understanding Nothing Of What His Kid Just Told Him About Roblox
Local dad Sam Moore offered his son several vague affirmations this morning, understanding absolutely nothing of what he was being…
Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump’s brilliant trade moves sound like the end…
Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…
NYT: Sportsball watchers willingly throw away $4,785 annually | CNN
Another day, another way for the liberal media to whine about capitalism! The New York Times, CNN’s propaganda arm, is…