SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
Month: July 2025
Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court
Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! Justin Mohn, the Pennsylvania psycho who beheaded his father and posted it…
James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…
M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)
OMG! 😱 ‘M3GAN 2.0’ just dropped, and let me tell you, it’s even more ridiculously amazing than the first one!…
Oops! All 7 “Missing” Folks Found (and Extra Crispy) at Exploded Fireworks Warehouse
Another day, another tragedy, but let’s be honest, folks, is this really just an accident? A fireworks warehouse explodes in…
Stocks Soar While Wall Street Sweats Tariffs (LOL)
Oh, Wall Street’s “highly anticipating” what President Trump’s about to unleash? More like trembling in their overpriced boots! These traders…
Ozzy Osbourne Refuses Megadeth at Final Black Sabbath Show After Confusing Them with McDonald’s
At what was supposed to be a legendary farewell concert for Black Sabbath in Birmingham, UK, one key band was…
Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Suffocation in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
American death metal from Centereach, New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Devourment in Charlotte, NC (07/06/2025)
American death metal band from Dallas, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…