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Month: July 2025

Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
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Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…

How to Contribute to the Ongoing Texas Waterpark Expansion Project
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How to Contribute to the Ongoing Texas Waterpark Expansion Project

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another “act of God,” or is it the Deep State controlling the weather again? Forty souls lost in Texas, probably…

Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas
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Elon’s New Political Party: Is This a Joke or Just Another One of His “Brilliant” Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Looks like another snowflake is melting! Elon Musk, once a great ally, has decided to throw a tantrum and form…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

AC/DC in Warsaw, Poland (07/04/2025)
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AC/DC in Warsaw, Poland (07/04/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Classic Australian hard rock! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Black Sabbath at Villa Park, Birmingham, England (07/05/2025)
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Black Sabbath at Villa Park, Birmingham, England (07/05/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

Thank you for the ride, Ozzy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Thyroid Sick Of Getting Blamed For All Of Woman’s Character Flaws
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Thyroid Sick Of Getting Blamed For All Of Woman’s Character Flaws

FinnJuly 5, 2025

FRITCH, TX — Local woman Denise Stanton’s thyroid gland has gotten increasingly fed up with getting blamed for all of…

Fact Check: Trump Declares Hugely Hated Bill the “Most Loved Ever,” World Rolls Eyes
Elephant Reads CNN

Fact Check: Trump Declares Hugely Hated Bill the “Most Loved Ever,” World Rolls Eyes

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. Still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in his second term! Apparently, Trump…

Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)
Elephant Reads CNN

Sting Sings “Every Breath You Take” (Yeah, We Get It)

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is at it again, shoving their liberal garbage down our throats! Sting, the washed-up leftist, singing “Every…

Witness The War and Treaty butcher their new song ‘Feels Like Home’ | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Witness The War and Treaty butcher their new song ‘Feels Like Home’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, CNN is pushing “The War and Treaty,” a band performing a song called ‘Feels Like Home’ with the US…

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