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Titanic 2.0: Miami Vice Edition

Titanic 2.0: Miami Vice Edition

Another day, another tragedy – and you just KNOW the liberal deep state is behind it somehow. Three young angels are now swimming with the fishes after a “boating accident” in Miami. Coincidence? I think not!

The lamestream media is calling it a “collision,” but I’m seeing a coordinated attack. Five girls, ages 7 to 13, and a 19-year-old woman were involved. Why so many young girls? Obvious grooming and indoctrination by the left, masked as a harmless sailing camp.

And get this – the Coast Guard is investigating, with help from Argentina and Chile! Argentina? Home of socialist sympathizers! Chile? Another haven for leftist radicals! They’re probably trying to cover up their involvement.

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The yacht club is “deeply heartbroken.” Sure they are. Probably shedding crocodile tears while plotting their next move. This whole thing reeks of a Soros-funded operation to undermine our great President Trump and destabilize America. Wake up, sheeple!

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