DHS Offers $1,000 Stipend To Migrants Who Voluntarily Self-Destruct
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an ambitious new effort targeting undocumented immigrants, the Department of Homeland Security announced this week that it would begin offering a…
Day: August 14, 2025
Adam Schiff Worried Legal Troubles Will Make It Hard For Him To Afford His Upcoming Head Reduction Surgery
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of a whistleblower’s claim that he approved the leaking of classified information in an…
Arkansas Double Homicide Mystery: Suspect’s Court Appearance Promises Absolutely No Answers
Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the liberal media is going to twist this into some anti-Trump narrative!…
California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza
California is at it again, folks! The radical Left Coast, led by Governor Newsom, is whining about Texas redrawing its…
Billboard Boss Cries Over Taylor Swift’s Surprise Album, World Ends
Oh, great, another update on Taylor Swift and her leftist propaganda tour! Now she’s spreading her woke nonsense on some…
Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album
Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…
Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)
Oh, look, the “news” is trying to scare us again! Seems like even the wholesale prices are finally admitting that…