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Day: August 20, 2025

God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation
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God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation

FinnAugust 20, 2025

HEAVEN — Celestial sources report that in response to hearing of President Trump’s hopes for getting into heaven, God has…

Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread
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Rocky Horror Doc Trailer Drops: Prepare for Sequins, Sass, and Existential Dread

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Kaleidoscope Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, have graced us with a trailer for Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror.…

Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…

Hurricane Erin: Space Invader Edition
Elephant Reads CNN

Hurricane Erin: Space Invader Edition

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, great, another “hurricane.” You know what this is, folks? A weather machine invented by the radical ANTIFA left to…

McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one
Elephant Reads CNN

McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers.…

UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Those wacky Brits at it again! The UK regulators, probably infiltrated by the woke mind virus, have banned a Sanex…

DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026
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DIE KRUPPS Finally Signs With DEPENDENT RECORDS; New Album Coming When Pigs Fly, Maybe 2026

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

DIE KRUPPS, those lovable relics of the industrial age (the FIRST one, not the current dumpster fire), have apparently convinced…

Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)
Breaking, Movie News

Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Okay, so 🙄Avengers: Endgame, right? Like, it was supposed to be the biggest, most epic thing EVER. And, I guess…

ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025
Breaking, Games News

ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, Gamescom 2025, you tease! 🙄 ASUS, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just because they felt like it), decided…

Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
Breaking, Games News

Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…

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