Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else
HAHA! Trump Derangement Syndrome is STILL real, folks! CNN is now reporting that President Trump, in his SECOND TERM (thank…
Month: August 2025
The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄, because I, your supreme overlord of truth (and maybe a little bit of BS), am…
Democrats Demand Common-Sense Prayer Control
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold response to the recent shootings in left-leaning cities, Democratic leaders courageously stepped up to…
US Economy Flexes Harder Than Your Gym Bro in Q2, Still Can’t Bench Press Inflation
Another Quarter, Another Victory for Trump! The liberal media can’t stand it, but the economy is BOOMING! They said his…
Orange Man Bad: America to Foreign Students: GTFO After You Learn Stuff
Another brilliant move by President Trump to protect America from the socialist hordes trying to sneak in disguised as “students”!…
Lisa Cook, Patron Saint of Economic Stability, Responds to Trump’s Petty Pety Revenge Plot With Epic Lawsuit
Looks like another Deep State operative is crying to the courts because President Trump dared to hold her accountable! Lisa…
Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles
Oh, great, ANOTHER update for Two Point Museum. Because what we REALLY needed was MORE content for a game we…
150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro
Oh, the poor snowflakes can’t find jobs in the tech world? Looks like all those gender studies classes didn’t quite…
Trump Gives Swift and Kelce Two Weeks to Procreate: “We Must Make America Fertile Again!”
In an exclusive statement that shook the foundations of the civilized world and caused a sharp spike in Xanax prescriptions,…
Crimson Desert? More Like Crimson Disasterpiece Getting a Physical Release Thanks to PLAION, Bless Their Hearts
Oh, sweet nectar of the gods! 📢 Pearl Abyss, bless their cotton socks, has decided that *Crimson Desert* is so…