Sandwich Assassin Walks Free: Justice System Apparently Toasted
Here we go again, folks! The radical leftist D.C. swamp is at it, protecting their own. A guy throws a…
Month: August 2025
Minneapolis Shooting: Aww, They Found Each Other
Oh, the liberal media is at it again! Another “school shooting” at a Catholic school in Minneapolis. You know what…
Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom
Ah, the good ol’ days. Remember when deciding what to watch meant arguing with your siblings over which VHS tape…
Florida Orders Cities To Remove Rainbow Crosswalks
Read MoreThe OnionThe Florida Department of Transportation has ordered Miami Beach and at least eight other cities to remove rainbow-colored…
Travis Kelce Finally Acquires Ring Without Help Of Referees
U.S. — Travis Kelce, long-time tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, has finally acquired an expensive ring without the…
Konami desecrates beloved franchise with ANOTHER Return to Silent Hill trailer
Okay, folks, brace yourselves because Jeremy Irvine (of “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” fame, because apparently, ABBA prepared him…
Iowa Democrat Somehow Manages Not to Lose, Media Hysterically Claims GOP ‘Supermajority’ Doomed | CNN Politics
The Left Strikes Again in Iowa! CNN is screaming about a Democrat “flipping” a state senate seat in Iowa. Of…
E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)
Folks, can you believe this? CNN is actually questioning our rock-solid E-Verify system, all because some Maine town hired an…
AVATAR Drops New Album Title So Basic It Hurts, Unleashes ‘Tonight We Must Be Warriors’ Video (Yawn)
AVATAR (aka that Swedish metal band your cousin pretends to like) – featuring the majestic vocal stylings of Johannes Eckerström…
STELLAR CIRCUITS to unleash 3rd album, ‘Phantom :: Phoenix’ – Prepare for eargasms in November
Oh, great, another band thinks they’ve discovered fire 🔥. North Carolina’s STELLAR CIRCUITS, who apparently made some noise last year…