Genius Trump Enacts Plan To Dumb Down Chinese Population By Inviting Them To Attend American Universities
WASHINGTON, D.C. â In yet another genius move designed to weaken a rival nation, President Donald Trump enacted a plan…
Month: August 2025
How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
Alright gamers, listen up! ðĪŠ So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? ðĩ…
CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Putin’s goal is all of Ukraine,” they cry. It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia!…
Indiana Republicans bravely venture into enemy territory (the White House) for Trump’s totally-not-suspicious redistricting powwow
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by our glorious President Trump! These Indiana RINOs are heading to the White…
LA’s finest nabs alleged burglars, saving Angelenos from losing their precious avocado toasters
Another day, another bunch of criminal masterminds apprehended in the once-golden state of California, now a haven for lawlessness thanks…
Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)
**OMG! ð Secret Movie Club presents Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All Out Attack (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) on…
The Biggest PR Stunt of 2025: Broke Musicians Are Fleeing Spotify Just So You’ll Finally Hear of Them
In a world where a “like” is currency and a “share” is an act of civil courage, a new drama…
Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It
Oh, the horror! Cracker Barrel, that bastion of American comfort food, tried to pander to the woke mob with a…
Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…
Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date
Oh, bless his heart. Chris Columbus, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as… well, the first two *Harry Potter* flicks…