Uvalde school officials playing email hide-and-seek, court order be damned
Of course, the liberal media at CNN is now twisting the knife in Uvalde, because that’s what they do best,…
Month: August 2025
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? đŸ™„ Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants
Oh, look, another movie! đŸ™„ As if we needed more moving pictures to distract us from the impending doom of…
What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’
    Read MoreThe OnionAlien: Earth, the latest entry in the Alien franchise, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything you need…
Announcement: The Bee Is Excited To Unveil Our New Logo
U.S. — Times change, and we must change with them. That was the philosophy that prompted us to update our…
US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…
Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone
Another great patriot has left us, folks. James Dobson, a true warrior for traditional values, has passed on to that…
Trump Gets a Get-Out-of-Fraud-Free Card From NY Court
Ok. Here is the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican, a fan…
Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence
Get ready, folks, because Team Cherry, those mythical beings who’ve been promising us Hollow Knight: Silksong since the dawn of…
Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…