Top 10 Quotes From Kamala’s New Book
Former Vice President Kamala Harris has written a new book about her brief presidential campaign called 107 Days, and The…
Month: August 2025
NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does
More moon race shenanigans! Acting NASA Administrator and all-around patriot Sean Duffy is lighting a fire under the agency’s rear…
Trump Takes Back Old Position At McDonald’s To Boost Weak Jobs Report
FEASTERVILLE, PA — President Donald Trump returned to the McDonald’s in Pennsylvania, where he previously worked, to boost the country’s…
Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Coming down to the child’s eye level in a moment of vulnerability, Scott Disick reportedly had an…
Democrats Declare Gerrymandering Bad Until They Need To Gerrymander Again
AUSTIN, TX — Congressional Democrats announced today that they are very much opposed to electoral gerrymandering up until the time…
Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show
“`html Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media to undermine our great President Trump! This time, they’re hyperventilating…
Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
Oh, no they didn’t! 😱 Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot 🍲 by…
From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…
Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The swamp creatures thought they could plant their guy, Scott Bessent, as Fed…
Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse
Oh, look, another movie about a woman trying to do it all! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen that, like, a…