CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order
Oh, the horror! A shooting at the CDC! You know, the same CDC that’s been pushing the woke agenda since…
Month: August 2025
Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…
To Atone for Redfall’s Failure, Microsoft Wants You to Buy Another Failure—Is This a Genius Business Plan or Just Next-Level Gaslighting?
In a world where common sense has been permanently uninstalled from the C-suite of major corporations, Microsoft has decided to…
Trump’s dreams of deporting 600,000 Venezuelans spectacularly backfire
Another day, another liberal court undermining our glorious President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! The 9th Circuit, infamous for its leftist…
8,500-Year-Old Settlement Lost To Rising Sea Discovered Off Denmark’s Coast
Read MoreThe OnionIn Denmark’s Bay of Aarhus, archaeologists have discovered an 8,500-year-old Stone Age settlement that has been preserved like…
Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale
Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven…
NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…
John Malkovich Butlers Up in New Comedy; Critics Predict Career Suicide
Vertigo Releasing, bless their cotton socks, has announced the cinematic event of the year (or, you know, at least of…
Deathstalker: Prepare to Have Your Sword and Sorcery Standards Lowered (Trailer Inside)
Oh boy, another remake! 🙄 In Deathstalker, because Hollywood is SO original, the Kingdom of Abraxeon (try saying that five…
Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes
Oh, honey, get ready for the most groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece of 2025! 🙄 It’s about a woman, Barb (played by…