Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…
Month: August 2025
5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. 🙄 We’re…
SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It
“Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols”, an album that apparently “rewired” 20 years of rock in under 40…
Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single – Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload
SOULFLY, those elder statesmen of… uh… extreme metal (?), are gracing us with their thirteenth studio album, “Chama”, dropping on…
Trump’s master plan: Operation Send-Back-to-Guatemala-palooza
Folks, President Trump is STILL cleaning up the mess left by the radical Left! Now, he’s sending back those precious…
Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…
Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)
**OMG! 🙄 You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! 🤡 Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up…
JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)
Ah, the Lefties are at it again, folks! They’re whining about “thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting, claiming it’s…
Wild and Scenic Film Festival: More Like Mild and Pathetic Film Festival, Am I Right
OMG! 🙄 Kentucky Conservation Committee presents: “Wild & Scenic Festival” at the Farish Theater at Central Library! 🤣 Ten short…
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Sure Chemtrails No Longer Contain Seed Oils
U.S. — Health Secretary RFK Jr promised to make Americans healthier by ordering a thorough review of airline chemtrails to…