**OMG, you can’t wear a ball cap?! π§’π« Athletic gear? πββοΈπ¨ Work boots?! π₯Ύπ At this place, fashion is law! π First-date attire ONLY. πππ Clean sneakers = OK, but only if you are stylish! πβ¨**

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heβs always the MVP. ππ€
