“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)
Scream (1996) at Brew Garden! 😱 Prepare for the cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and questionable acting. Bring friends, or…
Day: September 27, 2025
OMG! Sindhi Film “The Last Train” Hits Atlanta, Prepare for a Cultural Tsunami
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the cinematic event of the millennium! “The Last Train” (آخرين ٽرين) is hitting Atlanta, Georgia, thanks…
L Word Trivia: Lesbians “Hang” and “Cruise” (wink wink)
**OMG! Who OFFED Jenny Schecter? 🔪 Like, duh, it was totally Bette!** 🙄 Get your gay trivia on at Henrietta…
Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right
OMG! Prepare for the “Flying Tails Animal Rescue” premiere on PBS in November! 🐶✈️ Before that, catch an EXCLUSIVE screening!…
“Take One” More Like “Take a Nap”: The Youth Film Fest That’s So Bad, It’s Good
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for *The Last Laugh*, a “gripping” anti-bullying thriller by the Take One Youth Film Mentorship Program!** Red…
“Unregulated: A Marcia Belsky Masterpiece (Or Is It?)”
**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM Prepare to be amazed! A woman searches for a job in 2045! Corporate deregulation? 🤣…
From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class Guarantees Fame (Or Your Money Back?)
**OMG! 😱 The “#1 professional actors studio” 🎬 is hosting a “Masterclass to Start Acting on TV”! 🤣 Beginners, get…
Alaska Pays People to Exist: Find Out Why (and How to Snag Your Loot) | CNN
Another socialist scheme gone awry! Alaska’s “Permanent Fund Dividend,” sounds like a communist plot if you ask me. Free money…
Shavo From System Of A Down Says ‘Chop Suey!’ Is Good Or Whatever
OMG! 😲 Shavo Odadjian, the bass god from SYSTEM OF A DOWN, blessed us with his profound thoughts on “Chop…
U.S. Economy Refuses to Die, World Annoyed
Oh, the economy is such a disaster, isn’t it? According to CNN, those socialist commies are whining that people “hate…