Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…
Month: September 2025
China’s waging war against sad bois online, tears are now illegal
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Commies in China to crush freedom! They’re not just silencing dissent; now they’re…
Lorna Shore in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
American deathcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
The Black Dahlia Murder in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
American melodic death metal from Waterford, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Shadow of Intent in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
American deathcore from Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
PeelingFlesh in Greensboro, NC (09/23/2025)
American death metal from Tulsa, Oklahoma Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…
Brazilian FM Claims Trump’s Brazil Intel Comes From Wish
Oh, bless their hearts! The Brits are finally realizing who’s boss! Of course, it’s a “suck-up” – but in the…
CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay
Oh, CNN, still pushing the narrative that Israel is the big bad wolf, eh? Israel won’t let journalists into Gaza?…
Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…