NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)
OMG!🙄 Open Mic, but you HAVE to be there 1:30-2PM sharp! ⏰ Don’t be late, or ELSE! 🚪 Cost: $10…
Month: September 2025
Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money
**OMG! 🙄 You’re coming to INDIE FILM LA? 🎬 Don’t be late! ⏰ Programs start “dead on time.” Doors open…
“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie
**OMG! 🙄 “Enemy in My House” 🏡 premieres Sept 21, 2025, 4 PM (ET) at Bel Air Luxury Cinema! 🎬…
SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)
**OMG! Lawrence Jordan at SFMOMA?! 🤣 Studio 8 Film Fest closes with his “visionary” collage animations. Surreal shorts? More like…
Corrosion of Conformity in Charlotte, NC (09/20/2025)
American heavy metal band from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
MSNBC: Lincoln Shot By Union Soldier Celebrating
U.S. — MSNBC reported today that Abraham Lincoln has been shot by a Union soldier who was just firing his…
End of an Era of Darkness: Watain Trades Black Metal for Black Lives Matter to Become “Even Blacker”
In a world where every other rock star suddenly becomes an eco-warrior, a mental health influencer, or—God forbid—a designer of…
Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently
Rahm Emanuel, the Deep State operative who helped Obama usher in the decline of America, is now pretending to care…
Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music
Read MoreThe OnionA man was arrested in Atlanta for allegedly stealing hard drives containing Beyoncé’s unreleased music and other tour-materials,…
Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe
OMG! 😱 You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…