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Month: September 2025

Acid Betty’s Big Top? More Like Big Flop Sundays!
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Acid Betty’s Big Top? More Like Big Flop Sundays!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Acid Betty from All Stars 10 (like, who even remembers that season? ๐Ÿคฃ) is gracing us with her…

Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment
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Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ In Da House Media presents Indie Cinema Night ๐ŸŽฌโ€” an evening of films no one has ever heard…

The hills are alive with the sound of earworms
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The hills are alive with the sound of earworms

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The Sound of Music in 4K? Seriously? Maria’s still running from the convent to be a governess for…

Lance Gross’ Ultimate Day Party: Smoke Cigars and Stare at a Dude
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Lance Gross’ Ultimate Day Party: Smoke Cigars and Stare at a Dude

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! Cigars & Stars Day Party with Lance Gross! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’จ As if that’s not enough, DJ Charlie Chan will be…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaserโ€”More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaserโ€”More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! ๐Ÿ™„ A LIGHT…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

๐Ÿคก Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
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Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…

Gamescom 2025: “Routine”โ€”Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
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Gamescom 2025: “Routine”โ€”Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! After a geological epochโ€”more than a decade, you peasants!โ€”Routine, the game thatโ€™s been more vaporware than actual ware,…

The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN
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The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal incompetence! These “friends,” probably card-carrying members of the DSA, couldn’t even find their way…

LOL! Fired for Throwing a Party Over Charlie Kirk Getting Six Feet Under? Coordinated or Just Good Riddance
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LOL! Fired for Throwing a Party Over Charlie Kirk Getting Six Feet Under? Coordinated or Just Good Riddance

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Of course, the liberal media is twisting the narrative after the tragic assassination of patriot Charlie Kirk! It’s always “poor…

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