Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Month: September 2025
Vola in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This
Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…
ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…
Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
Alternative/industrial rock from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
P.H.0 in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
Indie instrumental band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
«Петля Пристрастия»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Warszawa, Poland (09/05/2025)
Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Patriots To Stop Serving Alcohol To Players After 3rd Quarter
Read MoreThe OnionFOXBOROUGH, MA—In an effort to promote a safer environment at Gillette Stadium, the New England Patriots announced Wednesday…