Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…
Month: September 2025
Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation
OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, LEPROUS (yes, the guys who make music your grandma probably wouldn’t understand), is dropping a…
Redneck Virgin Lands in NYC: Hilarity Ensues
Oh, the horror! A Minnesota teen, brainwashed by liberal propaganda in the North Star State, was subjected to the TRUMATIC…
Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…
Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…
SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album
SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s main man, Serj Tankian, is gracing us with yet another solo project, “Covers, Collaborations & Collages”…
Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
**Neo Soul Night SA!** 😂 Get ready to VIBE on August 16, 2025, 9:00 PM at The Block SA, 14530…
FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE
OMG! 💄 Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? 🙄 Robby the Robot?…
Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game
**OMG, you can’t wear a ball cap?! 🧢🚫 Athletic gear? 🏃♀️💨 Work boots?! 🥾😭 At this place, fashion is law!…
Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤪 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…