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Month: September 2025

Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…

Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation
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Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, LEPROUS (yes, the guys who make music your grandma probably wouldn’t understand), is dropping a…

Redneck Virgin Lands in NYC: Hilarity Ensues
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Redneck Virgin Lands in NYC: Hilarity Ensues

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! A Minnesota teen, brainwashed by liberal propaganda in the North Star State, was subjected to the TRUMATIC…

Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
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Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…

Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
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Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…

SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album
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SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s main man, Serj Tankian, is gracing us with yet another solo project, “Covers, Collaborations & Collages”…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA!** 😂 Get ready to VIBE on August 16, 2025, 9:00 PM at The Block SA, 14530…

FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE
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FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

OMG! 💄 Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? 🙄 Robby the Robot?…

Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game
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Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG, you can’t wear a ball cap?! 🧢🚫 Athletic gear? 🏃‍♀️💨 Work boots?! 🥾😭 At this place, fashion is law!…

Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤪 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…

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