Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
Month: October 2025
Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…
Cops Cashin’ In (But Not You, Lol)
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump is causing…
US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough
Oh, boy, more Russia sanctions! I bet the Demoncrats are wetting their pants with glee, thinking this makes President Trump…
Cannibal Corpse in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Full of Hell in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
Death Metal/Noise from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
Brutal Death Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)
OMG 🙄, BAD OMENS, the band that thinks screaming is singing 🎤, just dropped another “banger” called “Dying To Love”.…
Fact Check: Trump Says Portland’s Still Ash, CNN’s Still Clueless
Oh, CNN, always so eager to undermine our glorious President Trump! So, he said Portland is “burning down”? Well, isn’t…