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Month: October 2025

‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?
Elephant Reads CNN

‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…

U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse
Elephant Reads CNN

U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another win for President Trump! SecDef Hegseth just vaporized some narco-terrorists in the Pacific! These losers thought they could bring…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
Breaking, Movie News

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…

Parents Feuding With At Least One Aunt At All Times
The Onion

Parents Feuding With At Least One Aunt At All Times

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICOPEE, MA—Saying that she couldn’t recall a time of familial peace since the early ’90s, area woman Melissa…

UN blames cutting welfare for making the right wing extra spicy, says CNN Business (lol)
Elephant Reads CNN

UN blames cutting welfare for making the right wing extra spicy, says CNN Business (lol)

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! The UN, that bastion of anti-Americanism and globalist garbage, is whining that cuts to social programs are…

Worse And Worse: Platner Also Has A Nickelback Tattoo
Babylon Bee

Worse And Worse: Platner Also Has A Nickelback Tattoo

FinnOctober 22, 2025

AUGUSTA, ME — Things have gone from bad to worse for Democratic Senate hopeful Graham Platner, who was revealed to…

UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT
Elephant Reads CNN

UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump as he continues to drain the swamp of liberal indoctrination centers! It seems…

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
Breaking, Music News

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust
Breaking, Games News

Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Well, folks, the drama 🎭 continues over at Remedy Entertainment! Apparently, Tero Virtala decided to peace out 👋 from his…

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