Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”
**OMG! 🙄ONXY ENT threw the BIGGEST Nollywood party EVER at Studio 503 Greensboro, NC, on October 10 at 10pm EDT!…
Month: October 2025
Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!
**OMG, another has-been doc about Liza? 🙄 She’s like, “I was born, snap a pic!” Daughter of legends, blah blah.…
“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)
OMG! Da Chick N’ Strip 🎭 Premiere! TrizzyHitz & “Big Booga” Hall?! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 🗓️October 10, 2025, 7:30 PM, Regal Columbus,…
OMG! Another ‘Game of Thrones’ Spinoff Trailer Dropped – Prepare for More Dragons and Questionable Plot Choices
Ah, Game of Thrones, the show that peaked harder than my hairline in college. Six years gone, and we’re still…
USDA Deactivates Nation’s Corn During Government Shutdown
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In response to the freezing of federal funds necessary to keep the essential grain operational for millions of…
MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…
CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…
‘Minecraft Movie’ Sequel Officially Plaguing Theaters in 2027
OMG! 😱 The biggest cinematic masterpiece 🎬 of our generation, A Minecraft Movie, raked in a measly $423.9 million in…
The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…
AI: Savior or Overhyped Bubble Waiting to Burst and Ruin Your Portfolio
Another day, another liberal doomsday prediction! CNN, still whining even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented prosperity. Now they’re…