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Day: November 2, 2025

Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly
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Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! 🎃🎄 Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, discovers Christmas and wants to steal it! 🤣 Doors open 30 minutes before…

The American Revolution: Yawnfest or Nah?
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The American Revolution: Yawnfest or Nah?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Oh, joy! Another thrilling event at the Crest Theater, 1013 K Street (between 10th and 11th Streets). 🙄 Parking? Ha!…

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Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory

FinnNovember 2, 2025

    TORONTO — One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers…

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