The 208-year-old publication Farmers’ Almanac, not to be confused with the more famous Old Farmers’ Almanac, will cease publication with its 2026 edition, citing rising production and distribution costs in the shifting media landscape.
“I get most of my trout migration news on TikTok anyway.”
Alvaro Bahena, Coffee Critic
“That’s what they get for their woke coverage of tidal patterns.”
Dane Hackney, Sundial Calibrator
“And what of my rye?”
Lacie Krauss, Pinwheel Spinner
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The 208-year-old publication Farmers’ Almanac, not to be confused with the more famous Old Farmers’ Almanac, will cease publication with its 2026 edition, citing rising production and distribution costs in the shifting media landscape.
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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