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Day: November 18, 2025

Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend
The Onion

Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend

FinnNovember 18, 2025

       COLUMBUS, OH—Casually minimizing the amount of fulfillment and joy he now finds in his everyday life, area man Tyler…

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…

Letitia James Blames Trump Admin’s ‘Illegal and Unethical Behavior’ – As If She’s a Saint
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Letitia James Blames Trump Admin’s ‘Illegal and Unethical Behavior’ – As If She’s a Saint

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Another Witch Hunt Bites the Dust! Crooked Letitia James, desperately flailing, accuses the Trump administration of “outrageous conduct” in her…

Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, even the Fake News CNN can’t hide the fact that President Trump is playing 4D chess with these Epstein…

Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Lock him up! Finally, some justice for the Deep State’s dirty deeds! This whole Russia hoax was a Comey special,…

Baltimore Bridge: From Key to K.O-ed, Repairs Now Cost More Than Your Entire Life Savings and Will Be Done by the Time Your Grandkids Are Old Enough to Drive
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Baltimore Bridge: From Key to K.O-ed, Repairs Now Cost More Than Your Entire Life Savings and Will Be Done by the Time Your Grandkids Are Old Enough to Drive

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Baltimore Bridge Boondoggle: Is This a Bridge to Nowhere or a Drain on Taxpayers? It seems the liberal elite in…

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