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Day: November 24, 2025

Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse
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Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse

FinnNovember 24, 2025

       BELCHERTOWN, MA—Cautiously eyeing up a nearby mare in what barnyard sources described as a mixture of flirtation and guarded…

NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025
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NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

NorthEast ComicCon & Collectibles Extravaganza, the most mid event of the year, is back Nov. 28-30, 2025 at the Boxboro…

John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)
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John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE (2025)! 7th House, Bibliomancers, & Los Angeles Filmforum…

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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Hits Florida

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Tallahassee! 🍔🤣 Get ready for Trailer Park Boys shenanigans, songs & prizes!…

Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa
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Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

The Diamond Mine Agency Presents Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour! 🍔FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28TH 2025, BRASS MUG – TAMPA BAY FL!…

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