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Month: November 2025

“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”
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“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “It’s A Wonderful Life” ๐Ÿ˜‡ screening after Black Friday shopping! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ An angel ๐Ÿ‘ผ shows a businessman ๐Ÿ’ผ…

Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

German technical death metal from Dachsbach, Bavaria Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Bayway in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Hard-hitting hardcore from Elizabeth, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Corpse Pile in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Black Friday: Bands Battle, You Party (Because Shopping Is So Last Year)
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Black Friday: Bands Battle, You Party (Because Shopping Is So Last Year)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG!๐Ÿ˜ฑ The Official Black Friday Bayou Classic Battle of the Bands + Welcome Affair Upscale Alumni After Party is back!…

Blind Guardian in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
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Blind Guardian in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

German power metal from Krefeld, West Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
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Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Finnish folk metal from Helsinki Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic
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Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Oh, joy! ๐Ÿ™„ Autograph & Photo tickets for Chicago TARDIS 2025 are HERE! ๐ŸŽ‰ Get your tickets for Saturday now!…

Quit Your Whining, You Chose This
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Quit Your Whining, You Chose This

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

**Bundle & Save at Eris Mainstage presents sketches inspired by their trash hometowns. ๐Ÿคฃ Doors: 6:30 PM, Show: 7:00 PM.…

‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
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‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells

Big ElephantNovember 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…

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