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Month: November 2025

Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere
Elephant Reads CNN

Mayoral Race Heats Up: It’s Not Just About the Losers, It’s About Whether the NYPD Can Still Illegally Park Everywhere

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Looks like NYC is about to go full-blown Socialist if this Mamdani guy gets his way. He’s cozying up to…

OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Of course, the Fake News media is whining again! Now they’re crying because President Trump is restricting their access to…

Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia
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Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia

FinnNovember 1, 2025

       Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia,…

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
Events

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! 🤣 Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! 🎭 Films from the Inland Empire?…

Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL 🤪 GROTESQUE 🤮 LIVE – A “Horror” 🤡 Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Practical Magic” (1998) at Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA, November 2nd?** 🤣 Market at 3:00 PM? Seriously?…

Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025
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Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

1987’s cinematic masterpiece Deadly Prey birthed Prey Day 🙄! Celebrate gloriously bad cinema 🎬. In collaboration with bestofbhorror, Everything is…

Hollywood’s “Networking” Event: Where Dreams Go to Die
Events

Hollywood’s “Networking” Event: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Actors & screenwriters ACTUALLY work after our events! 🤣 Noobs make it too! 🤪 Musicians? Yeah, we use…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
Events

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback Film Fest at Whaleback Mountain! Prepare for films, views, & vibes. 🙄For film buffs…

Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?
Events

Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Bring your sleepy fam to the FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Linda Theatre, November 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

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