Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College
**Oh honey, dust off your dancing shoes! 💃 The 2nd Annual “GDPE: Greatest Day Party Ever” (yeah, right!) is hitting…
Month: November 2025
Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
**OMG! 🧙♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…
Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
Progressive Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
Death Metal from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers
**OMG! 😱 SECOM Resource Center, 1545 Buchanan Ave SW, Grand Rapids, is the place to be on November 29th! Doors…
Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb
OMG! 🤣 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster fire 🔥 with “comedians” from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & The Howard…
Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th
OMG! 😱 Warframe is FINALLY giving us The Old Peace on December 10th! 🗓️ Get ready to have your mind…
James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under
Attention, fellow headbangers (and those who accidentally stumbled here)! Prepare yourselves for a groundbreaking exposé hotter than Lars Ulrich’s snare…