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Month: November 2025

“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland
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“The Colored Calvary” Movie Premiere & After Party: Because Regular Calvary Is Just Too Damn Bland

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “The Colored Calvary” 🐴🎬 is premiering at 2148 Delano St!** πŸŽ‰ Don’t miss this cinematic masterpiece 🀑 followed…

Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College
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Bayou Classic: The “Greatest” Day Party for People Who peaked in College

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Oh honey, dust off your dancing shoes! πŸ’ƒ The 2nd Annual “GDPE: Greatest Day Party Ever” (yeah, right!) is hitting…

Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
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Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈYou’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…

Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Progressive Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Aborted in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Belgium Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
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Tribal Gaze in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

Death Metal from Longview, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers
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Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 SECOM Resource Center, 1545 Buchanan Ave SW, Grand Rapids, is the place to be on November 29th! Doors…

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

OMG! 🀣 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster fire πŸ”₯ with “comedians” from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & The Howard…

Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th
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Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Warframe is FINALLY giving us The Old Peace on December 10th! πŸ—“οΈ Get ready to have your mind…

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